Monday, June 11, 2012

3 Sunday Best #44: Contests that Need YOU!!!

"There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millenium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary but I want them alive - no disintegrations! " Just like when Dark Vader employed Boba Fett the Bounty Hunter this week's Sunday Best are dangling a substantial carrot above your heads.  The following three bloggers (especially the third one) each hope to recruit YOU for their cause or in this case their blog.
Contest #1 - The Shell Case: Create a Space Marine Chapter Contest
Phil is hoping to expand The Shell Case Alliance by recruiting the gene seed you were created from.  He wants each and everyone of us who is up to the challenge to design their own Space Marine Chapter.  To help get your creative juices following he is offering the winner of his contest a free painted Space Marine in the chapter colours that they designed.  Like how the Dark Lord hired a master bounty hunter, Phil has hired a master of his own.  He has teamed up with his follow comrade in arms, Hugo, from Ichiban Painting Studio to Carbon Freeze a Space Marine in the colours you deigned.  Dig deep my friends for the force is inside each and every one of you.

Contest #2 - Frontline Gamer: 700 Followers, Time for the Blood Maw Vore...
Frontline Gamer clearly has surrounded himself with a Empire of his own.  Seven hundred followers is without a doubt an army of stormtroopers.  Amongst one of these clones their is one individual that is not who they appear to be.  That stormtrooper could be you, if you take the time to join his cause, by embracing the Dark Side.  If you are chosen you will be reward with a Rancor Monster of your very own.  "This will be a [blog] long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of the rebellion.

Contest #3 - The Chaos Manifesto: 200th Post by ME and a Give away from ME!!
This blog author's morbid obesity and rampant corruption is akin to the one and only Jabba the Hutt.  Not ashamed to plug his own blog in his own weekly themed top-X, HOTpanda the Hutt demonstrates his lack of moral judgement.  Dangling both the universal gift of cold hard cash and a mystery prize, HOTpanda clearly hopes to expand his syndicate of criminals, bounty hunters, smugglers, assassins, and bodyguards. As Han Solo puts it in Return of the Jedi, [HOTpanda] is a "slimy piece of worm-ridden filth."  If you can get past this and all of his rolls then perhaps this contest and blog is for you.

Each of these three CONTESTS hope to prey upon the dark side of your inner personality.  Through the temptation of free models and cash these Bloggers have no qualms about using a Death Star to disintegrate an entire planet and bribery to expand their follower base.  I highly encourage all you to join their cause, especially HOTpanda the Hutt's criminal enterprise, The Chaos Manifesto.   I wish all you the best of luck and "may the force be with you."

3 comments:

  1. 200 posts, damn HOTpants you're a busy man.

    Still checking in to the blog though I am always in a bit of a rush to comment. Think you're doing great so keep up the good work.

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  2. Always good to hear from you Rescorps. If you get the chance be sure to throw a shout out for my contest on your blog as I will be giving away a mystery prize for those that do.

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  3. I don't want your prizes, only nude photographs of your pets posing in sexy positions.

    Yes, I will shout at you from my Storm Talon post tomorrow when it's finished.

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