Sunday, June 3, 2012

21 200th Post by ME and a Give away from ME!!



PANDA PARADE!!!  With it being my 200th post I  figure what better way to celebrate it then with 200 of my own kind.  That's right I could care less if any of you bloggers out there wanted to celebrate my 200th post with me or not.  It wasn't like any of you were going to go hey I noticed that your next post is a significant milestone and I was wondering if you wanted to have me throw a party for you?  Didn't think so especially since I did not share any of delicious cake with any of you last time I threw a posting bash.  Just sit back and watch me and my fellow pandas parade on past.  Do not think for one minute though that we are going to clean up after ourselves.  Between the booze and the spicy thai food we ate, consider all ground we cover to be scorched earth.  There is just way too many of us for any nation to handle.  Reap the whirl wind blog-o-sphere!!!
My World Wildlife Fighters are not just here to simple march in a parade but rather follow in the footsteps of the Orangeman by causing pure unadulterated PANDAMONIUM!!! Cue the the echo please...ONIUM...ONIUM...ONIUM!!!  Between pile-driving neck breakers and folding chair cheap shots, I hope to keep the Chaos in The Chaos Manifesto.  Me and my 200 pandas, yes I have bad grammar but I feel that my status as supreme HOTpanda overrides your petty english grievances.  Where was I before you interrupted me...Oh yes ME and my 200 pandas well be throwing not only chairs and cheap shot but a bash to be remembered till my next blogging milestone.  To help incite the Catholics and animal haters in the crowds, thats you Roy Horn and Sea World Trainers, I'm going to be giving away one times Games Workshop Gift certificate to one lucky follower of The Chaos Manifesto.  How much though will depend on how much damage you as my followers can solicit. Here is how I will determine how much to make that gift certificate out for:
00-19 New Members = $10
20-29 New Members = $20
30-39 New Members = $30
40-49 New Members = $40
50-up New Members = $50
So as you can see the bigger you can make your crowd the bigger the prize will be (I am at 135 followers currently).  In the end I challenge you as my followers to try and match my 200 pandas.  To help facilitate your cause, which is ultimately my cause, I will up the chaos by giving away a mystery prize.  To qualify for this unknown prize which could be, a carton of rotten eggs, a bloody nose, a new box set of plastic or even a sign portrait of me, you must help perpetuate the violence through a blog post.  To be specific you will be recruiting more rioters by publishing a shout out post about my this contest (and a comment on a blog post informing me of it).   Friday 13th of July will be when the body count is tallied, when the blood stains are washed off the streets and when I will draw the winners for both prizes.    So that is two prizes that are up for grabs for two of my rioting followers.  So spread the good word and let the PANDAMONIUM begin!!!

21 comments:

  1. So many Panda puns, so little time. Haha, Congrats, HOTpanda.

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  2. You must mean so many panda punches cause that is what the blog-o-sphere is going to feel when this contest is over!!! PANDAMONIUM!!!

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  3. Wut, wut, wuuuut! ANOTHER ONE?
    Wait.. I'm not complaining.
    Here. http://wolvesforthewolfgod.blogspot.com/2012/06/hotpandas-200th-post-giveaway.html

    Go knock yourself out! :P

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  4. Congrats on the double century! Keep up the great work!

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  5. Congrats!

    Posted up a mention of your contest over here: http://rkik.wordpress.com/2012/06/03/pandamonium-the-chaos-manifesto-give-away/

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  6. Thanks for all the support you three it's always been and alway will be appreciated. To those that have posted a shout out for my blog I commend you on your ability to stir the panda pot.

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  7. FREE STUFF YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    woo :P

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  8. I just linked over from Wolves for the Wolf God's blog. Great way to juice up your subscriber base! I just subscribed, tweeted (@the_skywatcher) and posted a blog shoutout about your giveaway. Here's to another herd of pandas!

    tweet: https://twitter.com/the_skywatcher/status/209704698993844224
    blog: http://oppositionforce.blogspot.com/2012/06/community-showcase-chaos-manifesto.html

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  9. Glad to see that both Skywatcher and Fuzzbuket are down for free stuff but are they down for the PANDAMONIUM!!!

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  10. Congrats you disgusting fat slob of a Hutt on making The Chaos Manifesto;s Sunday Best series. Despite being a dirtbag and promoting your own blog you somehow managed to attract my attention.

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  11. I've mentioned your competition at the end of this prize draw article:

    http://thefrontlinegamer.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/so-who-won-copy-of-sedition-wars-then.html

    But don't worry about counting me in for the prize.

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  12. Good luck getting to 200 enslaved followers we (Mighty Simo) have throw out a shout to your cause in his latest post on his horde of green skins.

    http://cupboardofnurgle.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/tale-of-three-gamers-orc-goblins.html

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  13. Prizes are fun. I would love to win. Maybe the prize would even then wind up in a Sunday best article.

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  14. The PANDAMONIUM that is going to ensue is going to be fun. Besure to double you fun and chances of winning by posting a shout out on your blog.

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  15. There are never enough pandas around!
    Can't have enough :)
    Cheers
    Klaus

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  16. PANDAMONIUM!!! Thanks Klaus for letting me known that you will be tossing the punches and elbows around when all hell breaks loose on Friday 13th (July). PANDAMONIUM!!!

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  17. Came across the link earlier and have signed up. Let the Pandamonium begin! Have also thrown up a post about your blog and you can find it on my Badab Bloggers group here (http://thefallenprinces.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/pandamonium.html)

    Thanks for all the Panda punches.

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  18. Awesome pants Silar!!! Glad you like the PANDA punches and here is to hoping I get to PANDA punch you on July 13th. Cheers!!!

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  19. Too damn funny man, best post ive read all year. I have signed up and post on my blog. http://kiwi-colour-studio.blogspot.co.nz/

    PS: I love Pandas so your Post just made my day :)

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  20. Glad you not only enjoyed the post Kiwi but thanks for the comment and the post on your blog.

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  21. Contest is officially closed with 19 new followers. That is one short from the winner scoring $10 more GW bones. A real shame I must say. I was hoping to give away another $50 give certificate. Meh my gain your loss. Post with the winners will be up later today. Good luck to all and prepare to be raped by 200 pandas.

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